mashable:

So many items arranged so beautifully.

barbellbasics:

Give me this

(Source: i-napster)

moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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Tbh I just want to stuff my fucking face until I can’t feel anymore.

evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)

the-unstoppable-juggernaut:

turmoilsofthesea:

Real life friends who see my tumblr:

I’m sorry

so very sorry

"WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg"

me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit  (via jtoday)

WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL

(via jtoday)

and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital 

(via panconkiwi)

That is a broadsword, why are you fencing with it

(via gallifrey-feels)

There is a freaking door right there. Stop smashing through windows, damn it.

(via intheforestofthenight)

yes, mr. action hero, I am aware that running dramatically from the baddies at breakneck speed is important, but know what else is important? NOT GETTING SHOT. RUN IN A FUCKING ZIGZAG PATTERN ON THE OFF CHANCE THAT THE MOOKS WERE NOT COACHED IN MARKSMANSHIP BY THE IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS.

(via pterriblepterodactyls)

Oh, hey, you there, sneaky hero-type breaking into any place for any reason? WEAR SOME FUCKING GLOVES. They’re called fingerprints, dumbass. You have them and you’re putting them all over the fucking place.

(via dawnpuppet)

If something really fucking huge is falling on you, don’t FUCKING RUN ALONG THE LENGTH JUST TAKE LIKE TWO FUCKING STEPS TO THE SIDE

(via takshammy)

wEAR A FUCKING HELMET OBERYN YOU LITTLE SHIT

(via brigwife)

And for god’s sake, PUT PRESSURE ON THAT WOUND, DON’T SIT THERE AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT. I’m talking to you, TV cops.

(via fixyourwritinghabits)

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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I have a whole in my heart from missing him.

And I’m not doing anymore of this lab write up because it actually requires effort and just no thanks, not tonight.

100% will regret tomorrow night after work.

100% do not care.

"People say it’s unprofessional to have piercings and tattoos. I think it’s unprofessional to judge people by their personal decisions."

Subconscious thought that should be widely accepted (via sensibilitaet)

(Source: hyliandude)

http://jumpsandbumps.tumblr.com/post/98868207519/redheadedequestrian-jumpsandbumps-my-friend

redheadedequestrian:

jumpsandbumps:

My friend who is half leasing Ringo for her lesson program just sent me a video of Ringo and one of her riders jumping. It was the young girl’s first time ever jumping 2’6” and they were absolutely flawless.

Ringo was even, straight, and hit every…

He’s only as amazing as he is because you made him that way.

slutdropped:

Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.